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LA woman threatens to poop on dog owner's doorstep

A woman fed up with dog mess being left behind on her Los Angeles lawn is threatening to retaliate with her own feces at the homes of irresponsible canine owners.

By Ben Hooper
A Los Angeles woman identifying herself as "Annie" posted a sign blasting dog owners who fail to scoop their poop and threatened to retaliate with her own feces the next time her lawn is defiled. (Reddit)
A Los Angeles woman identifying herself as "Annie" posted a sign blasting dog owners who fail to scoop their poop and threatened to retaliate with her own feces the next time her lawn is defiled. (Reddit)

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LOS ANGELES, Sept. 10 (UPI) -- A Los Angeles woman posted a sign pledging to "take a huge dump" on the doorstep and windshield of the next person who fails to scoop their dog's poop.

The sign, written on cardboard and taped to a sign near the intersection of Wilshire Boulevard and Sweetzer Avenue, is signed "Annie" and is addressed "to the person who lets their dog poop on our lawn and doesn't clean it up."

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The author of the sign, posted Tuesday on website Reddit, wrote it's "beyond rude" for a dog owner to fail to clean up after their pet and threatened the pooping dog's owner that "we're watching you."

"The next time you let your dog poop on our lawn and don't pick it up, I will personally follow you back to your home, wait until you get inside, pull down my pants and take a huge dump on your doorstep and on the windshield of your car," the sign reads.

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